Thursday, June 29, 2017

Dakota Championship Wrestling

Here’s a hypothetical scenario to think about. Assume for a bit that you inherit a large sum of money. It doesn’t have to be insane amounts of money, like Bill Gates would have. For the sake of discussion, let’s assume it’s $15 mil. For the average person, that’s a lot of money to inherit.

Well….since this is one large hypothetical, let’s assume the $15 mil is after all taxes, any lawyers fees, etc. Since this is a wrestling blog, I have to ask a few basics. With some money available to you and assuming you’re still an active wrestling fan, would you consider trying to run your own company? If so, would you start from scratch? Would you prefer to try and buy a small company, essentially taking over? Would you try to become a partner in an existing company? Perhaps you’d use the money to have a blast at some major wrestling events, instead. I know I could have a blast going to one of WWE’s Big 4 shows with all the extra stuff that they like to hype up, along with as many indy show that typically like to follow the big 4 shows.

For me, I’d like to run my own promotion. Since I have a lack of knowledge of wrestling’s inner workings, I’d have to rely heavily on people who’ve been around the block a few times, in a manner of speaking. No two ways around it. I’d need people that know what they’re doing. This would involve bringing people on that have connections to various talent, which will include managers/valets, as well as ring announcers, bookers, road agents, so on and so forth. Any potential job that could be filled, I’d need people that could help me fill those positions with competent people.

With that said, I’d name my promotion Dakota Championship Wrestling. I’d run shows in North & South Dakota and surrounding communities. Since Minnesota is considered over saturated with Independent promotions, currently speaking, I would limit what I would do in Minnesota. I’d try to get a few shows done in places like Montana, Wyoming, and Nebraska. That would likely be done sporadically, as I would prefer to keep the promotion within a set area.  Shows in Minnesota would be possible, assuming they were in towns that weren’t frequented often by other Indy promotions. I likely wouldn’t go too far into Minnesota….towns that are within reasonable driving distance of either Dakota. Most of the Minnesota promotions don’t do much business near the Dakotas, so it would be easy to make money off some of these shows.

For the most part, a large majority of shows will be held in the Dakotas. Both states should be large enough to hold regular shows without over-staying your welcome in any one community.

Obviously, I’ll need a way of airing the events. It’s like any other promotion in this regards. Not everyone is going to make it to every show. Since this would be impossible, even for the biggest super fan, getting the shows aired is a major necessity. If fans can watch the action on a regular basis, they can keep their interest up, thus wanting to show up to more shows and whatnot.

The biggest problem? Getting a TV slot is harder then most people would realize. I’ve seen some people get the late night/early morning slots, typically used for the infomercials. There was a time, several years ago, where I was able to catch NWA: Anarcy (if I’m not mistaken) around 2-3 AM, local time. This was done during the usual infomercial timeframe. I’m sure it cost them some serious cash, especially if they were able to get timeslots in enough markets.

However, this sort of arrangement is typically cost promoters money. If I were to run a promotion, the last thing I’d want to do, if possible, is pay for television time. I believe paying for air time was a major factor in ECW’s downfall. I think it had to do with spending more money on the airtime then they were earning from merch, ticket sales and whatnot.

Plus, if you’re programming is run at a time of day that most people are going to be asleep, doesn’t do you any favors to pay for certain time slots. Since a new wrestling company would be an untested product, nobody would just give the promoter a time slot without wanting something in return. An arrangement with a smaller, regional stations or independent stations (assuming that’s a possibility) would be the best route, if TV is desired enough.


If the cost of getting onto TV is too much, the next best option would be having a YouTube channel, at the very least. I’d most likely work with the FITE App as well. Maximum exposure for little to no cost. Hopefully working with YouTube would still allow some sort of AdSense money. I wouldn’t turn down a source of revenue, if it wasn’t necessary.

By the looks of it, the FITE App does have Pay-Per-Views on their site. From what I saw, most of them range from $9.99 for the smaller promotions to $34.99 for the larger promotions (ROH, TNA, etc). Realistically, anyone hosting Pay-Per-Views are going to charge X Amount of money to air the shows. I don’t know how much cable or satellite companies typically charge, but I can’t imagine it’s cheap. FITE App might make it more realistic for smaller companies to do this.

Assuming, for the sake of argument, that I had an arrangement with FITE, I’d do Pay-Per-Views from time to time. Considering the cost of producing such events and the smaller size of the company, I’d only want to do a few in a year.

Weekly episodic shows will be aired in approximately 60-90 minute increments. To save on expenses, I’d tape a few shows at a time. I’d do 2 tapings a day, at most. This will allow me to keep shows current, save some money on production, travel, and other expenses. I wouldn’t want to wear the fans, wrestlers, or employees out too much with too much action in one night.

While I’m at it, I’d do several house shows as well. These would be done in traditionally small venues, such as high school gyms, bingo halls, VFWs, or American Legions. Like a lot of companies, this would be done to test out certain ideas, see if it’s something I’d like to keep using. At the same time, this would help bring some of the action to the towns that otherwise wouldn’t get any of the action.

Since I’d do shows of 60-90 minutes, I’d like to air it once a week, preferably on Wednesdays. The show would be named Wednesday Warfare.

Once in awhile, I’d like to do Television Specials, much like a Clash of the Champions or Saturday Night’s Main Event. The TV Specials will have a different name/theme to them, depending on where the shows are being held. DVD copies of these shows would likely be sold, much like the supercards. In this case, they’d likely sell for $5-6.50 a DVD.

On the Youtube channel specifically, I’d have smaller “shows”, which would act more like hype segments, in a manner of speaking. I’d have a staffer of one sort or another (commentator, interviewer, etc) do quick segments hyping major events, post show segments (such as brawls or reactions to winning/losing huge matches) and other small things. These small video segments would be used to hype feuds, specific matches, and whatnot.

Mostly, these type of videos would used to help advance storylines and help hype up angles, as much as possible. This would help to avoid wasting time on the actual wrestling shows.

Since the weekly shows would be taped in advance, I’d want to give more encouragement to the performers for all that work in such a short amount of time. To make sure they’d be willing, I’d at least insist on giving them their appearance fees for every show they appear on. Do both tapings, get paid for both shows that they’re actually showing up for.

Since many promotions do their share of supercards/major events, as well as Pay-Per-Views, I’d want to do stuff like this as well. In both cases, more money could be asked for on tickets alone, especially since promotions generally do more for the fans. More matches, longer shows, so on and whatnot. Pay-per-views could be charged $9.99 for each event, since we’re talking a small promotion. If the company does well enough for a few years, I would increase that rate to $14.99. That really depends on how popular the shows are.

Supercards would be approximately 3 hours long. This would be treated simply as smaller versions of Pay-Per-Views. I’d air it on the YouTube/FITE sites before putting these shows on DVD. To encourage people to buy the DVDs, I’d put on some extras to make it worth the money. Having dark matches on the DVDs would be one such option. One option I would even consider is having a pre-show for the supercards/Pay-Per-Views that would go straight to DVD or Blu-Ray. Stuff like that would likely justify charging a little bit more money, I would think.
Sales of DVDs for the generic supercard would likely be somewhere in $7.50 price range. If a pre-show is added with enough extras, I’d charge closer to $10. Pay-per-views that eventually make it to DVD would be around $12.50-15, depending on what kind of extras are added. All of this is assuming that I’m doing the traditional shows. If enough is added, the price would be bumped up accordingly.

If, and only if, the promotion did well enough, I would expand my wrestling interests further. This would depend heavily on how well on how well I was doing with Dakota Championship Wrestling. Assuming best case scenario, what I’d prefer doing is opening separate and independent brands. The first I would go with is Big Sky Wrestling, which would cover Montana and Wyoming. Depending on the level of success, I would start local/regional promotions as I felt appropriate…..preferably in areas that I felt were under-served by Indy promotions.

Any and all titles that my promotions controlled could be defended in the other promotions I would operate.

Speaking of championships, the titles I’d operate for this particular scenario would go as follows:
  • DCW Heavyweight
  • DCW Television
  • DCW Rough Rider
  • DCW Badlands
  • DCW Tag Team

The Heavyweight Title, as one would expect, would be the top title for the company.
The Television Title would be treated as the secondary title, much like the US Title in WCW/old NWA or the IC/US Titles in WWE.

The Rough Rider and Badlands Titles would be midcard titles. Both championships would see more risks taken for them (nothing insanely crazy, though). The Rough Rider Championship would be viewed in a similar capacity as TNA’s X-Division title, as an example. You could see a few ladder matches for the belt or Ultimate X matches, as examples. I wouldn’t go with insane bumps off of balconies on a daily basis, by any means. If it was for “special” moments, then I’d be more inclined for something like that.

The Badlands Championship would likely see more bad ass scenarios. As examples, competitors would likely be allowed to compete in street fight scenarios, parking lot brawls and whatnot. I wouldn’t go as far as death matches or anything insanely dangerous like that. I’d mostly go with the matches that gave a more freedoms to the competitors while trying to maintain safety.

Personally, I grew up in a time where certain types of matches were only done if it was a bigger match scenario. Cage matches were usually considered the biggest match you could do, at the time. I wouldn’t expect people to do stupid or unneeded stunts unless there was huge money involved for them……and only if a reasonable amount of protection for the performers could be reasonably guaranteed.

Sponsors would be an absolute must, if I were turn any kind of profit. Depending on where I’m running events, I’d have to work with local and regional companies to make sure that I could guarantee revenue. I would ask for sponsors from local gas stations to any business that operates in either Dakota. Makes sense since even WWE has sponsorship deals with major national companies. This would be a source of serious money, at least enough to keep the bills paid in the short term.

I realize there's more to running a wrestling company then what I mentioned. This is just a few basics of what I'd at least try to do.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

the golf swing

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When you don't have a good set of golf clubs.......

Monday, April 10, 2017

Haystacks Calhoun and the McGuire Twins

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Would you believe the McGuire Twins were the heaviest tag team in history? According to Wikipedia, their combined weight was 1,468 pounds. Haystacks was 663 pounds.

Think about it for a moment.

That's in excess of a freakin' ton!

When you hear announcers/commentators say that the ring had to be specially reinforced for a match, you'd better believe it had to be done in this match.

Anyone know what a small car weighs? I think the trio may've weighed as much as a small car.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Andre the Giant and Ric Flair

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Talk about a once in a lifetime pairing. I can't imagine these two getting together in the ring, as a team or as rivals often. Obviously, they were together at least once.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

The Rock, the most entertaining superstar in sports entertainment?

The Great One.
The People’s Champ.
The Most Electrifying Superstar in All Sports Entertainment.
The Brahma Bull.

Hearing those nicknames brings up so many memories. Memories, I must add, of a bygone era. I was a young adult when The Rock burst into the limelight. To say it wasn’t pretty would be a massive understatement. The Rock, then known as Rocky Maivia, was poorly received by wrestling fans. He was so poorly received, I’m not sure I can adequately describe it. Some people might use the term “X-Pac Heat” to describe this.

Now that I think of it, the heat Rocky was getting was a combination of a few styles of heat. In the old days, there’d be fans that would go so far as trying to actually harm certain heels. This would involve putting bleach into water bottles and try to squirt that bleach into a heel’s eyes. In some cases, it would involve trying to actually stab the heels.

While I’m not aware of anyone trying this with Rocky, there was a lot of hatred towards him. Fans looked as though they really wanted to beat the holy fuck out of Rocky personally. It’s not like he even did anything wrong, considering he was a face.

Perhaps it was the changing attitudes of the fans. There were a lot of fans, at that time, that grew up with the take your vitamins and say your prayers during Hulkamania. Many of these same fans grew up in a time when Network executives wouldn’t allow certain programs to air unless it met certain guidelines. As examples, I grew up on shows like He-Man & the Masters of the Universe, Thundcats, Voltron and many other cartoons.

While other countries, such as Japan, you could actually have characters killed off in cartoons, American cartoons were far more limited on what they could show. Even shows like Married….with Children was considered a game changer and the show didn’t debut until several years later.

If memory serves me right, the only physical “violence” many of these cartoons could show violence IF it involved an inanimate object. If you destroyed something like a robot, nobody cared. If a character had to fight a living, breathing character, the violence had to be toned down considerably.

Many wrestling fans of the era grew up with that form of mentality, despite having the knowledge that the world isn’t always a nice place to live in. At that time, we, as young kids, understood that sometimes, good people end up being screwed over for no good reason whatsoever, that evil people win far more frequently then anyone likes to admit to. We grew up realizing that reality can really fucking suck.

I suppose many of us grew up as variations of Al Bundy, in a way. We realized that hard work doesn’t always mean shit. We grew up realizing that sometimes, you have to do shit that you don’t always like doing. When we continued seeing the old, worn out characters that preached about doing the right thing and everything would work out.

By the time Rocky came around, the younger generation was admitting to things that the older generation, as a whole, didn’t necessarily want to admit to…..that life isn’t as black & white, right or wrong, good or evil.

I was lucky that my old man understood the mentality, understanding why my generation would rather flip off our boss, kicking them in the crotch while telling them to “suck it”. Probably helped that he knew those urges a bit too well, himself.

So, when people like Vince McMahon felt it necessary to keep using the same tired themes of shaking hands, kissing babies and being a real gentleman/lady, fans were embracing things like the gangland beat downs the n.W.o. were giving to their rivals.

When fans first saw guys like Steve Austin in ECW, fans could certain relate with his anger towards his previous bosses in WCW. When the Stone Cold character eventually developed in WWE, the beer swilling, foul-mouthed, beer drinking, disrespecting persona was something people could grasp very easily.

Even now, I’m sure most people have bosses that they’d like to flip the bird to before dropping them like a bad habit. Even at 40, I still want to do that to people. Why? Because it would be far more satisfying then working for the evil shithead bosses.

When Rocky came around, fans were making a drastic change from family friendly to a more cynical viewpoint. Nobody wanted to hear how you just have to work hard. Nobody wanted to hear that you just have to keep trying. People were tired of hearing about turning lemons into lemonade or life is what you make it. As far as most people were concerned, at that time, it was all about knowing the right people. It as all about taking any opportunity you could. If it meant fucking your way to the top, so be it. Step on a few feet? Fuck them.

Wasn’t until WWE allowed Rock to finally cut loose and stop being the uber nice guy that his career truly took off. Allowing him to finally show a meaner, crueler personality made one hell of a difference. During this time, as a show of confidence, Rock getting to lead the Nation of Domination and getting rid of Faarooq greatly helped. I doubt Rock would’ve gotten as far as he had, at least not so quickly, if he hadn’t been allowed to lead the nation.

Then again, most people could probably argue that if you’re going to put anyone into a prominent role, you have to build them up. If that mean putting on a secondary title on that person, so be it. In a few cases, giving a stable for a wrestler to lead is a big damn deal. Not always, though. One or two solid rivals typically helps.

Rock had the right combination of people working with him in the Nation at the right time. Six months sooner or later and there’s no guarantee that Rock would’ve succeeded as the leader.

One major point that always needs to be mentioned is having the right rivals to face, as well. Facing off with D-X and Steve Austin was easily the best choice of rivals for The Rock, and the Nation to a lesser degree. Most of the people in this scenario were wrestlers that seriously needed the exposure. If you think of it, guys like Rock & Triple H were reasonably young yet. Looking good in a feud like this would really help to solidify their careers.

X-Pac & Steve Austin were performers that had been around awhile. Looking good could make the difference in how far they would be pushed. For years, X-Pac managed to gain a solid mid-card push while Ausin, much like Triple H & Rock, would become multiple time champs. While I’m thinking of it, Mark Henry got a bit of a screwjob out of the ordeal. He should’ve had a few title reigns in there. Doesn’t matter if we’re talking IC Champ, maybe a couple times as tag champ. Maybe a few times with the European Title.

Anywho, when Rock was given liberty to be the loud-mouth, smack talking, insulting jerk, only then did he get to show what he was capable of. Can you imagine how WWE would’ve looked if The Rock never had that chance to succeed? Even Hollywood would’ve been a different place, as well…..to one degree or another.

Without the freedom on the mic, we never would’ve had many of the classic insults with Jonathon Coachman or Kevin Kelly, the later of which I believe was even referred to as an ugly hermaphrodite. That’s something we won’t get to see happen again……not anytime in the near future. Whether you have some of the DVDs with The Rock, old PPVs, have a subscription of the WWE Network, or just want to watch YouTube, re-watching the Rock’s promos/segments with Kevin Kelly, The Coach, even with Lillian Garcia are absolutely entertaining.

Watching him go off on other wrestlers was just as entertaining. Mick Foley seemed to be one of those guys Rock could work with. Never mattered if they worked together as a team or as rivals, they managed to bring the best out of each other. As rivals, they’d have some pretty brutal matches. Even though Foley couldn’t do as much as he used to, he managed to take…..and dish out……some pretty hellacious beatings. This would include the Halftime Heat episode where Mankind’s head would be put into a hot oven. Other scenarios would include beating Foley in an “I Quit” match with some pretty insane chair shot, as well as a Last Man Standing match, which I believe occurred at St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. Granted, the ending of the match was viewed as bullshit, but that’s not really the point.

If there is a point, I suppose it’s the idea that Rock could go to Hell and back with just about anyone and manage. No matter how many times he faced guys like Triple H, Austin, Undertaker, Big Show or anyone else, for that matter….Rock could have an entertaining match and/or feud with a wide range of people. He could just as easily work with those same people as a duo/group.

When working with Foley, Rock easily showed just how entertaining he could be. The “The is Your Life” segment is still credited as the highest rated segment in WWE history. Not sure if this is a WWE claimed stat or if it can be backed up independently. For this discussion, I’ll trust that it can backed up.

When you can have such a goofy segment bring in huge ratings, it says a lot about the people you’ve got putting on that segment. It’s been proven time and again that you can’t just put anyone into a roll or a situation and just expect it to succeed. You have to have the “IT” Factor to pull certain things off. Foley and Rock…..holy shit…….it’s really amazing how they could work together so damn well.

While I’m at it, their time as the Rock & Sock Connection, albeit short, made for several great matches, which included the New Age Outlaws, as well as Undertaker & Big Show.

Another person that Rock seemed to work well with is Chris Jericho. Not many people were capable of going word for word with The Rock. Both men seemed equally adept at being smart asses. Similar to Foley, Jericho could work wonders with The Rock, both as an ally and as an enemy. Matches weren’t nearly as violent, but still highly entertaining. Never seemed to matter how often they met in the ring. It never got old.

I could make the same point for Steve Austin and Triple H. Rock couldn’t seem to lose when it came to either of these men.

Generally speaking, The Rock could work well with so many people. He managed to even have popular segments with Jonathon Coachman and Kevin Kelly. Though, it’s not likely you’ll catch anyone in WWE calling others a hermaphrodite on TV anytime in the foreseeable future.

When I think of it, as great as Rock was, it’s not likely that his old routine would work in the current product. The day where you can call someone a hermie, tell them to “Suck It!” while making gestures at your crotch, drink beer (spilling most of it), among other things is long over. Whether or not it’s good or bad is really up to the reader.

What I can say is that I’ll enjoy the memories, no matter what.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Vader & Earthquake, what could've been

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This could've been the most dangerous tag team to ever form in the States, if the major promoters would've made this happen. Could you imagine how quickly they would've kicked ass?